Post by EPD SONAR on Jun 25, 2008 14:57:20 GMT 8
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Pare 1: noong buntis ang misis ko.. paborito nya ang Lord of the Rings 2 Towers.. ayun.. kambal anak namin...
Pare 2: ang misis ko.. paborito nya yung The 3 Musketeers.. ayun.. triplets anak namin..
Biglang nanghina yung isang kumpare nila...
Pare 1 at 2: Bakit?? ano bang paborito ng misis mo??
Pare 3: 300!!!
Tatay: aba!!! himala bakit isang oras ka lang sa telepono?? dati eh anim na oras ka.. sino ba yun??
anak: hindi ko kilala eh WRONG NUMBER daw po
Tatay: leche!!!
Magsyota naglalakad sa park
GF: hon, naiihi ako
BF: ok.. dyan ka na lang sa damuhan...(habang umiihi kinapa kapa ni bf ang legs ni gf ng may nahawakan siyang mahaba sa gitna ng legs)
BF: Pucha!!! nagpalit ka ba ng kasarian??
GF: Ulol!! nagpalit lang ako ng desisyon... dudumi na lang ako!!!
A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.
So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women that he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and without) to his girlfriend with the following note:
"I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your pictures and send the rest back."
An old man hadn't been able to hear for years. He finally went to see a doctor, Who diagnosed his problem and restored his hearing. A month later the man returned for a follow-up.
"Your family must be happy you can hear again," the doctor said.
"Oh, I haven't told my family yet," the man said. "I just sit around and listen to them talk. So far I've changed my will three times!
MISTER: wala akong tulog dahil naiisip ko P500K na utang ko kay pare.
MISIS: madali yan! Tawagan mo si pare, sabihin mong hindi ka makakabayad sa utang mo para siya naman ang hindi makatulog!
Chinese on his deathbed:
Akyen panganay, nandiyan ba? Nandito po
Akyen junior, nandiyan ba? Nandito po
Akyen asawa, nandiyan ba? Nandito din po
Putanyo! Lahat kayo nandito, ala tao tindahan! [/glow]